Hi Lads,
You all know how easy it is to upset "She who has to be Obeyed," who may co-habituate with you.
(Whether it is your wife, partner, cuddle chum etc.)
Most of them Rule with a Fist of Iron inside a Soft Velvet glove.
We all pretend to be The Boss, but in our Inner Hearts we know this isn't so.
The usual punishment are in ascending order:-
- The short silent treatment.
- The long silent treatment + Negative Bum Cuddles.
- Couch or spare room, with or without your quilt.(Garage or garden hut may be also an option.)
- Dog Kennel
Once the dog gets evicted, while it had pretended to be your best friend, but is now "Her Indoors," best friend, you see what a shallow relationship you had with the dog.
You now have to take over it's residence for some small mistake, which we mere Mortal Males always make.
After the initial enjoyment you experience from the peace and tranquility, you may feel lonely and in need of hearing the soft tones of a female.
Well Lads, "Dinna Panic,"................ until you receive a pardon here is a solution.
The pardon often comes when the sink gets blocked or the car has a flat tyre etc.
Danny
Try this:-
