This was a prayer heard in a church.

Dear Lord,

I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favourite musician, Michael Jackson, and my favourite salesman, Billy Mayes.

I just wanted to let you know that my favourite prime minister is Gordon Brown and my favourite opposition leader is David Cameron

Amen